well for starters, i work with a guy who's more or less a siren if a siren had some kind of secret cosmic eldritch horror living in its throat
[ don't ask how everyone found that one out. ]
what else i've time traveled before? also dairy queen flips their blizzards upside down which like i get but i think it's weird? am i supposed to clap or
[ super thick ice cream: weirder than dating your alternate universe boyfriend. ]
Edited (notices a typo hours later do not look) 2025-10-17 02:06 (UTC)
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exactly like that, but worse
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[ That's possible?? ]
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[ ancient by dom’s standard probably. rip great 🫡 ]
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Whoa
Ur mentor was a guy that looks like he's younger than me
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in the right light sometimes he looks his age
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OK
[ he can't call that old because Theo will be sad ]
I'm 19
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Dude no
[ Does that already count as old? Oh no. Oh nooo ]
It was my birthday last month
[ He has 11 months left!! ]
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you do anything?
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Theo came over I guess
It's not like I told anyone
[ Or threw a massive party with delicious strawberry cake and magical drinks.......... ]
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not the partying type?
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If I was back home I'd do something with my moms or my coven
Teddie is a part of it
He's a different Theo though
[ Did he... explain the whole 'other version of theo that was born in the past and was also my boyfriend' yet ]
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different how?
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He's an alternative universe version or whatever
They look about the same
Act about the same too
He's my boyfriend back home
[ Don't make him think about the implications of was I cheating on my bf with another version of my bf ]
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shit, that's kinda lucky i guess
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[ this was going so well. ]
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alternate universes & the versions of us that exist inside them ranks pretty low on that list
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[ tell me cool stories bro ]
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well
for starters, i work with a guy who's more or less a siren
if a siren had some kind of secret cosmic eldritch horror living in its throat
[ don't ask how everyone found that one out. ]
what else
i've time traveled before?
also dairy queen flips their blizzards upside down which like i get but
i think it's weird? am i supposed to clap or
[ super thick ice cream: weirder than dating your alternate universe boyfriend. ]
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