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[wicka]

Well he's like the Theo that's here but not

He's an alternative universe version or whatever
They look about the same
Act about the same too
He's my boyfriend back home

[ Don't make him think about the implications of was I cheating on my bf with another version of my bf ]

[duracells]

oh
shit, that's kinda lucky i guess

[wicka]

It is?

[duracells]

... isn't it?

[ this was going so well. ]

[wicka]

I thought u were gonna say it's weird

[duracells]

i've seen a lot of weird shit
alternate universes & the versions of us that exist inside them ranks pretty low on that list

[wicka]

What kind of weird shit?

[ tell me cool stories bro ]

[duracells]

[ let's see... ]

well
for starters, i work with a guy who's more or less a siren
if a siren had some kind of secret cosmic eldritch horror living in its throat

[ don't ask how everyone found that one out. ]

what else
i've time traveled before?
also dairy queen flips their blizzards upside down which like i get but
i think it's weird? am i supposed to clap or

[ super thick ice cream: weirder than dating your alternate universe boyfriend. ]

[wicka]

No clue

Is everyone u work with weird

What time did u go to