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[wicka]

Dude
??
WTF Ren what are u doing to these people
Wait
That's weird
I don't wanna know

So ur just gonna go out with both?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

i dont know what to tell you dude
im just out here living my life and shit happens to me constantly

yeah
guess i am
i mean i like them both so why not?

[wicka]

[ Damn, his cousin's got game. ]

I guess
Huh
I mean if ur having fun then go ahead
Just hope they don't give u shit for it

[ nam flashbacks to the gossip column ]

Maybe I should start meeting people too

[ragesagainsttheodds]

nah
the shit they wrote about me wasn't even true - i fucking wish rhae would give me half a chance and i don't even know that ice skating chick
whatever they make up about us is more interesting than the truth

yessss
leave the shithead in the dust and find some nice guy or girl

[wicka]

Interesting sure is a word for it
I think I'd lose my mind if they said that type of shit about me

[ said local teen who loses his mind at everything ever ]

Where do I even go to meet people here?
It's all parties or like
Exclusive shit

[ragesagainsttheodds]

all they said was I have a lot of sex athletically and scared the maids
There's probably an element of truth in that
and thankfully if the team publicist finds out, they'll deal with it

the exclusive shit isn't that fun trust me

idk theres a pool
lots of people hang out on the lawns
pick up a book - someone will come hassle you to have fun
just take it easy

[wicka]

I trust u

[ He was never going to be masochistic enough to even go check out the presidential crazy sexfest, thanks. ]

So I pretend to read by the pool until someone saves me from being boring, got it

[ragesagainsttheodds]

or you could just talk to the people around you at dinner?
Or I can set you up with someone.

[wicka]

Usually they're already drunk by then
And asking why I'm not

[ Except when he already is. ]

Yea?
Who?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

...you into older guys?

[wicka]

What counts as 'older'

[ pls no sugar daddies ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Ren telling on herself here ]

well like 50 maybe?

[wicka]

Ew no
That's creepy

[ragesagainsttheodds]

40?

[wicka]

30 max
Maybe
IDK

[ragesagainsttheodds]

okay
cutting my losses
29 top limit

[wicka]

Do u have a catalog or something

[ragesagainsttheodds]

yes
It's called a phone

[wicka]

U sort them by age on ur phone?

[ dom pls ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ dom hon ]

yup
ur 18/m - strawberry (DOM)

[wicka]

Lol
Yeah OK
As if I'd be a part of that

[ragesagainsttheodds]

just you wait buddy

[wicka]

Hey
Who's ur oldest

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ever?
53

[wicka]

Why