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[ragesagainsttheodds]

or you could just talk to the people around you at dinner?
Or I can set you up with someone.

[wicka]

Usually they're already drunk by then
And asking why I'm not

[ Except when he already is. ]

Yea?
Who?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

...you into older guys?

[wicka]

What counts as 'older'

[ pls no sugar daddies ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Ren telling on herself here ]

well like 50 maybe?

[wicka]

Ew no
That's creepy

[ragesagainsttheodds]

40?

[wicka]

30 max
Maybe
IDK

[ragesagainsttheodds]

okay
cutting my losses
29 top limit

[wicka]

Do u have a catalog or something

[ragesagainsttheodds]

yes
It's called a phone

[wicka]

U sort them by age on ur phone?

[ dom pls ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ dom hon ]

yup
ur 18/m - strawberry (DOM)

[wicka]

Lol
Yeah OK
As if I'd be a part of that

[ragesagainsttheodds]

just you wait buddy

[wicka]

Hey
Who's ur oldest

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ever?
53

[wicka]

Why

[ragesagainsttheodds]

idk
He was hot

[wicka]

But he was old

[ragesagainsttheodds]

so?
He was hot.
Age had nothing to do with it.

[wicka]

Yes it does?
Old people can't be hot

[ragesagainsttheodds]

they absolutely can
it's just an acquired taste

[wicka]

That's never gonna make sense to me
"Acquired taste"
Why do u have to work to like something
Either u like it or u don't

[ragesagainsttheodds]

guys my age are shitheads
Older guys are more appreciative when you're younger and super hot